The Dirty Bong Water drink is a unique cocktail I recommend for its dynamic blend of flavors. This dark-horse beverage might just become your next big party hit!
I remember the first time I came across the drink. It was at a local downtown bar on a night when my friends and I decided to try something new, something quirky. Who knew that something with such a weird and cheeky name would end up ranking high on my list of favorite drinks, right beside Margaritas and Martinis?
How to make Dirty Bong Water
A Dirty Bong Water drink is a refreshing, low-carb beverage made by filling a bong with water and spiking it with liquor.
The myth of the “dirty bong” is that you can get drunker faster by adding liquor than just drinking straight from the bottle. But according to multiple studies, there’s no truth to this myth. The only difference between drinking from a dirty bong and drinking from a clean one is that the dirty one gets more water in there, making it seem like you’re getting more bang for your buck—but the effect on your body is minimal and temporary.
What is in Dirty bong water?
- 1 oz. of Chambord
- 1 oz. of Spiced Rum (Captain Morgan is a preferred brand, but you can substitute with your choice)
- 1 oz. of Blue Curacao
- 1 oz. of Sour Mix
- 1 oz. of Amaretto (Disaronno Originale is recommended)
- 2 oz. of Raspberry Liqueur
- An Ice Shaker set
Instructions
Once you have all the ingredients, follow these instructions to prepare the drink:
Step One: Start by adding ice to your cocktail shaker. Fill it halfway to chill all ingredients properly.
Step Two: Add 1 oz. of each ingredient to the shaker in the following order: Chambord, Spiced Rum, Blue Curacao, Sour Mix, and Amaretto.
Step Three: After you’ve added all ingredients, cover the shaker and ensure it’s tightly sealed.
Step Four: Shake the mixture vigorously for about 10 seconds to combine and chill all the ingredients.
Step Five: Pour the mixture into your serving glass. For an added touch, consider a chilled martini glass.
Important Tips
Here are some relevant tips to consider:
- Proper Mixing: Proper mixing is key to a delicious Dirty Bong Water drink. The shake must be vigorous and thorough to ensure all flavors meld together.
- Choosing the Right Glass: The serving glass significantly impacts the presentation. Consider using a martini glass for an elegant presentation.
- Chilling: Like all good cocktails, temperature plays an important role. Be sure your ingredients are cold, and consider chilling your glass ahead of time too.
- Substitutions: Don’t worry too much if you haven’t got the exact ingredients available. Feel free to substitute similar ingredients, but bear in mind the final flavor profile may vary.
What to serve with
Given the bold and unique taste profile of the Dirty Bong Water drink, it can be served with various snacks and dishes. Here are some recommendations on what to serve it with:
Cheesy Bites
Cheese-based snacks compliment the fruity undertones of the Dirty Bong Water very well. A cheese platter with a variety of flavors, ranging from sharp and salty to creamy and mellow, would be an excellent choice to mellow the drink’s bold notes.
Spicy Food
The potent mix of flavors in the cocktail balances out the heat from spicy food. If you love spicy chicken wings or jalapeño poppers, Dirty Bong Water can quench the fiery aftermath nicely.
Seafood
Given the cocktail’s tropical feel, it is only fitting to pair it with seafood-based appetizers. Fresh shrimp cocktails, ceviche, or oysters make for a delightful pairing.
Fruits and Nuts
Dry fruits and nuts are a classic snack pair for any cocktail hour. Almonds, pistachios, and apricots offer a delightful contrast to the cocktail’s sweet and sour flavor profile.
Desserts
Consider pairing the Dirty Bong Water with desserts if you have a sweet tooth. A rich dark chocolate dessert or a tart berry cheesecake can be an indulgent pairing.
FAQ
Is dirty bong water bad for you?
The most common effects of bong water are raised blood pressure and a dry mouth, but there are also some pretty serious side effects (like death) that can occur if you’re not careful.
And while these effects aren’t necessarily harmful to your body, they can be detrimental to your health in other ways—for example; they could lead to heart disease if you don’t treat the symptoms properly.
Is E coli in bong water?
Yes, E. coli is in bong water.
E. coli is an organism that can cause serious illness and even death if it enters the body. The bacteria are typically spread through contact with fecal matter and contaminated water, but they can also be found on animals and in the environment.
Final Thoughts
Dirty bong water has a unique taste and serves as a good-tasting alternative to other common bong water recipes found online and a way to detox from the long-term effects of using bongs.
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- SKITTLES SHOT RECIPE
- WALK ME DOWN DRINK RECIPE
- TITO’S PUNCH RECIPE
- PAYDAY SHOT RECIPE
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Ingredients
- 1 oz. of Chambord
- 1 oz. of Spiced Rum (Captain Morgan is a preferred brand, but you can substitute with your choice)
- 1 oz. of Blue Curacao
- 1 oz. of Sour Mix
- 1 oz. of Amaretto (Disaronno Originale is recommended)
- 2 oz. of Raspberry Liqueur
- An Ice Shaker set
Instructions
Step One: Start by adding ice to your cocktail shaker. Fill it halfway to chill all ingredients properly.
Step Two: Add 1 oz. of each ingredient to the shaker in the following order: Chambord, Spiced Rum, Blue Curacao, Sour Mix, and Amaretto.
Step Three: After you've added all ingredients, cover the shaker and ensure it's tightly sealed.
Step Four: Shake the mixture vigorously for about 10 seconds to combine and chill all the ingredients.
Step Five: Pour the mixture into your serving glass. For an added touch, consider a chilled martini glass.
